It happens to every man I’m sure, but today I took a worrying trip into becoming my own father today. Here’s how it happened:

AM: Washed the car.
PM: Watched Grand Prix; fell asleep on sofa.

There are, of course, worse people to become but that doesn’t stop it from disturbing me deeply. The only solace I can take from this is the knowledge that one day Junior will turn into me. Mw ha ha haa!